THUS, I am sending out a memo to you people because someone ought to. And here are the following reasons on why maybe, just maybe we should hold back on the offerings of loveliness to the ellusive "sun god"
1. When the smell of burning skin cannot be distingushed from the smell of BBQ, there's something seriously wrong.
2. The a/c only drops the inside temp. a mere 5 degrees than the outside temp.
3. When the biggest sale of the year is a/c NOT snow shovels
4. You swear you have more shorts around here somewhere
5. The suntan lotion no longer works cause the bottle melted
6. Glacier lakes are being mistaken for swimming pools
7. You've worn your bathing suit for a period longer than 48 hours straight
8. You're suddenly best friends with everyone who owns a pool, a hose, or a watering can
9. Moving up north doesn't seem so bad anymore
10. When people ask "what's new?" in your life you scream at them: "IT'S SO HOT!!"
11. People sit in their a/c vehicles while eating dinner, watching tv, sleeping, etc
12. You haven't slept a full night in 3 days
13. You've forgotten what pants and jackets are meant for
14. You don't have to go outside to get a tan
15. There's no need to head down south for a hot vacation
16. People are mistaking Las vegas for africa
17. You find yourself glaring at anyone who is wearing more than a bathing suit and shorts
18. You will gladly kill someone for the last beer in the fridge
19. Baking cookies in the oven is not an option
20. When you truly realize how wonderful Walmart can be with it's bedding, and food aisles, and dentist offices, and entertainment section....it's like your own little castle away from the heat.
